seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via asian)

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via asian)

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via tipslip)