ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via dietcondoms)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via encourage)

laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

(via intensional)

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

image

(via tipslip)

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics, via crystallized-teardrops)